Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

by Jptn December 6, 2017

Poot

To toot on a person then poop

See skart.

Mike was a poot he was laughing like a laggard and then he changed his clothes.

by GluftenEed December 8, 2017

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Peeta Poot

A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.

Teacher Fart: What is this Small Tommy?
Small Tommy: A Peeta Poot

by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020