John: "I don't want you inviting Mark over for dinner. He's always trying to play the hero by offering to clean up the dishes and make dessert."
by XxTwistedFalconXx February 17, 2019
5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?
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by FKTR September 24, 2010
(the boss saying) "I don't want to fire them, let him play the heavy." Or "why do I always have to play the heavy."
by rreddmustang July 08, 2014
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