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Krabby Patty Recipe

Rumor has it, the secret recipe contains Neptune's Powder (also known as cocaine). But like the rumors, it is hoax. The Secret Recipe doesn't exist, when Plankton tried stealing the Recipe, creating a fake music band. When Plankton gets a Recipe bottle, the bass breaks it making the Recipe readable, but it only shows gibberish. So yeah, it's just a marketing catch. Krabby Patty is just an ordinary burger. But with vegetarian meat. (Stephen Hillenburg said. (R.I.P))
- Wow! The Krabby Patty is finally mine! Let's see the Secret Formula, shall we?
*REALISATION*
(We gotta get SpongeBob back!, by Joe, example of Krabby Patty Recipe)
by party.of.ocelots.UD August 4, 2022
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Ultimate Rice Platter

The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.
Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!
by Perineum-Pope June 13, 2015
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Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .
Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !
by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018
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North Platte

A small city of 20,000 people in mid-western Nebraska.

Home to Buffalo Bill's ranch, one of the worlds largest railroad yards, cows, and a bunch of dumb hicks.

Most intelligent people leave North Platte by the time they reach twenty. The rest live a sad existence forever tormented by the regret of staying behind.

The only things to do there are to hang out at Wal-Mart, drive monster trucks, go huntin and fishin, or drink cheap beer.
Person one: "Dude, I hate my life."

Person two: "You must be from North Platte."
by HmmmIsee April 2, 2011
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Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.
The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.
by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011
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platyfrog

a term used to describe a female possessing a superior intellect and wit. in addition, she must have a hot body and a killer personality.
All platyfrogs should procreate. To keep those genes out of the pool would be wrong!
by alcortz December 30, 2004
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phatty knar

when something is so cool that nothing can top it in the history of life; a completely fabricated "cool phrase" that gangsters say to each other in the ghetto; a "common" phrase used by pot heads; the real demographic for the use of the phrase resides in Montana, mostly residents of Kalispell or the Flathead Valley and is never commonly used
That girl is is an allstar...no, she's just phatty knar

That guy is in Iraq and God he's phatty knar
by Oh Baxter April 18, 2011
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