Paper Phone

A cell phone that only text messages

Most fake women on dating sites use paper phones.

by Cyber sex master July 3, 2017

busier than a one armed paper hanger

To be so busy, it will be impossible to finish your task.

Bob: "Hey pal, can you give me a hand with this task."
You: "Are you serious?" "Im busier than a one armed paper hanger."

by Frainslug November 5, 2005

paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013

Clint Eastwood Paper

Cheap, course toilet paper.

Clint Eastwood paper.
Rough n' tough.
Don't take no shit off nobody.

by theknightlyone July 31, 2009

Grade Her Papers

To examine a females body to establish her overall sexyness.

Extensive but not obsessive checking out of a girl.

This girl sounds nice but i"ll have to grade her papers before I make a move.

I graded her papers and she passed in every way.

by drizyjr (k.i.d.) February 15, 2010

paper bag job

adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex

Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!

by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006

paper bullets of the brain

To "fire off" hurtful words, to talk smack.

"Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor?" -Benedick, Much Ado About Nothing, Shakespeare

by hey nonny August 27, 2006