Jamaican Pirate

The "Pirates" Faction from the 2008 PS2 game Mercenaries 2: World In Flames. They are incredibly stereotyped Jamaican gangsters who are hilarious to wind up, as they come at you, not wit a gun, but with a rocket launcher.

Jamaican Pirate: "Don' use de gun, use de rocket launcher!!!"

by Greenhoof June 10, 2010

Gash Pirate

A group of ill mannered seaman who trawl the seas in search of gash,any gash,hairy bald young or auld,warm or cold.
They willl take thier swag and leave in search of thier next piece of gash

Starboard side gash pirates,all aboard that vessel theres plenty gash to go round
Get in aboot it

by gash pirate May 23, 2011

Dusty Piñata

The act of imbibeing cocaine from one's own rectum via analingus.

Michael is so flexible, he can do the dusty piñata without even warming up!

by talklikeasailor July 17, 2011

Pen Pirate

1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.

2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.

3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship

AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!

by BlackbeardPirate November 17, 2011

Dust Pirate

An younger individual (commonly male, but sometimes female) who frequently makes attempts at sexual conquests with other indivuals over the age of 60.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear Billy banged this this dude's grandma?"
Person 2: "No, but I'm not surprised, Billy is such a dust pirate."

by YourAssassin May 30, 2016

Swag pirate

A massive cunt who steals other people's swag in an attempt to be accepted by society but fails miserably because they're a useless piece of shit that can't do anything

What a shit cunt must be a swag pirate

by Starker March 30, 2017

clown pirate

A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being

My manager Eric is such a clown pirate

by Hugo Lost June 12, 2017