Patrick

GAY

Wow Your Patrick

Patrick by James hardy672 October 31, 2020

Patrick

Just the best amazing most beautiful person u will ever meet.and can pull anyone mom with his rupees

Patrick is amazing

Patrick by anonymous November 8, 2020

Patrick

He’s a pretty cool dude that gets all the ladies

“My name is Patrick and I get all the ladies WHOOOOOOO”

Patrick by Gmagg60 December 15, 2020

Patrick

some type of ginger dude whos 6'8 and could probably beat your sorry ass at an origami duel

Girl: Who's that?

Patrick: I'm the man of your dreams ;)

*Proceeds to make girl an origami platypus*

Patrick by Asimpforgingers December 16, 2020

Patrick

The fat pink dude in your childhood 😂

Your even bigger than Patrick

Patrick by Meganas122 December 23, 2020

Patrick

A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.

Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED

Patrick by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g

this guys. Such a Patrick

Patrick by Zach-41 February 10, 2021