Rusty Palmer

An extremely dry handjob.

Brian- How was your date with Abigail last night?Did you get any action?
Arthur- Sort of..she jerked me off raw dog. She didn't even let me spit on it first. Worst Rusty Palmer ever.

by Schermacide X October 21, 2014

Getting Palmered

When you get financially shafted, or you can’t win an argument with a certain person.

to use peoples equipment or knowledge for personal and or financial gain without repaying the favour. Getting Palmered

Palmering - to make friends and connections only with wealthy people

by A Palmered person November 18, 2023

seren palmer

emo

omg the school shooter was such a seren palmer

by beanman69 September 10, 2019

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 21, 2023

Slit Palmer

Another word for a "rock climber"

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.

by BwuhBwuh October 01, 2023

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 04, 2023

sharrod palmer

The hardest recording artist from Pomona who goes by Kontroverse tha Bloqstar

Sharrod Palmer can rap his ass off

by Hott rrod November 23, 2021