Redneck Ph.D

When a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person says something that a Redneck, Hillbilly or White trash person would find perfectly logical but normal people with IQs exceeding 40 find ridiculous.

Redneck Ph.D: Hay, guyz!! I just fawnd awt dat pawt duzzn't hayav ennie udd-ik-tivv kem-y-kulls een eet!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: I think he said that marijuana is not addictive
Everyone but Redneck: *facepalm*

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Redneck Ph.D: *interrupting conversation to grandstand stupid point* COMPEWWWTURS ARE DEVULL SAYTEN M'CHEENS!!! THAY WULL RAWT-YERR-BRAYN!! THE FAWL OF MAYN, THESE THANGS! THE GUFFRN'MENT IS JUST FITTIN' TO USE THE, THE THE MAAAAAND CINTROLL TO MAKE YE PAY THE TAXXES.
Redneck #2: YEAH, JED! YOU SAY IT! THEY ALSO BE HIDIN' DEM SEQUINED NUMBERS OR WHATEVER-
Guy: Sequential...
Redneck #2: YEAH, DAT! DEY HIDE DEM TO BRAIN WASH YE
*Redneck coalition uprising destroys all sane humanity*

by zunebeatsipod07 December 19, 2010

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ph

short for pantyhose

"I have to go to zellers and get some ph before they close!"

"Jeannette borrowed a pair of my ph, and amazingly they fit....even with her size 11 feet!!"

by TheMocker August 31, 2005

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PH

A short abriviation used to refer to Porn-Hub in a public place.

When was last time you went on PH?

by rymaxam October 26, 2017

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pH

Potential of Hydrogen, a measure of the concentration of hydrogen ions present in a substance.
Its used to specify the acidity or basicity of a aqueous solution.

This substance has a pH of 6,0

by Gabigolpc September 7, 2023

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borax on the ph

1. figure of speech to express a high level of something (e.g. attraction) as in 1-14 pH scale Borax is placed on 9,3

question: On a scale of 1-10 how badly did you want to kiss me?

answer: Borax on the pH scale.

by Evil Panda November 8, 2014

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Ph.D

A Player-Hating degree.

made famous by the ghetto fabulous espn analyst, Stuart Scott.

-Denzel: Look at this buster ass fool... fuck he starin' at?
-Big Desmond:Nigga's gotta ph.D
-Denzel:Hell naw, that nigga dumb as shit.
-Big Desmond: Yeah mayne, a player-hating degree!

by black man 2012 June 16, 2010

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