one handed spear cleaner 

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

one handed spear cleaner by Snarfy December 18, 2011

One Dollar Baller 

A person that often shops at dollar stores and orders food from the dollar menu at fast food restaurants.

Steve: Bro we should hang out
TJ: Yeah dude for sure! What we gonna do about food and drinks?
Steve: We'll hit up Mcdonalds for the dollar menu then head to Dollar General
TJ: You are the One Dollar Baller

One Dollar Baller by Chief Dirty Winkle December 30, 2011

One Up Life 

When your life unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.

When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran three miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up life Bro."

One Up Life by DormAds August 31, 2012

One Touch 

A One Touch is to drink, as quickly as you can, the drink in your hand, but only touch the tip of the bottle, rim of the glass, or edge of the can, one time to your lips. One Touches are often initiated by someone yelling One Touch and includes everyone within ear shot with a drink to join in. Often times during a One Touch, participants will take a knee while drinking, as an act of showmanship and for attention grabbing. A One Touch can also be known as a One T for those who are pressed for time. The One Touch is best performed in heavily public areas, for example: Family Restaurants, Music Festival Camp Grounds, Walmart, etc.

Scott: ONE TOUCH !!!
Matt: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jess: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Nick: *Takes a knee and drinks*
Jared: *Takes a knee and drinks*

One Touch by MattyPooh May 15, 2014

One Armed Mexican Bandit 

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.

I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!

One Armed Mexican Bandit by Buuung November 20, 2014

one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

one finger death punch by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015

One cheek wonder 

U only have one butt cheek

Hey look at one cheek wonder

One cheek wonder by Pooplicke August 3, 2016