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Bong Names

Chron Burgendy

Dankscalibur

Dank Sinatra

U.S.S Dankenstein

Benjiman Danklan

George W. Bush

Obi Bong Kenobi

Quibong Gin

Luke Highwalker

Erbminie Granger

DankleDorf

Dankcreatic Cancer

Bowldomore/ The Dank Lord

Billbong Baggins

Saurobong

Bong With The Wind

Bong in 60 Seconds

Casabongka

James Bong

Bong Kong

Jugange
What are some good bong names?

All of them.
by Mtaylor1057 May 14, 2009
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Big Bong

1. A way of saying something was loud, low pitched, but not too long. (Like a gong).

2. The opposite of Big Bang.

3. A way of describing someone who got hit with a frying pan.
Man that gong committed big bong!
by Traffic Cone April 6, 2020
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bong match

A match of jenkins (paper, rock, scissors) that decides the order in which you have a bong.
This game is usually played by stoners.
I could really go a bong. Bong Match?
Hey, who won the last bong match?
by Darbs May 22, 2005
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bro bong

When 2 people pack a bong and 1 person holds the red button ther other lights there lighter and put them together the lighter will light give props then smoke a bong like normal
Yo lets smoke a bro bong
by Cv420 October 11, 2016
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kong bong

An immense bong that is so big that it warrants a comparison to the size of the ape King Kong.
Shit man that's a kong bong right there!
by Paul Littler August 4, 2010
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Dick Bong

Major Richard Ira Bong (nicknamed Dick Bong) was one of the most decorated American fighter pilots. He fought in WWII and shot down 40 Japanese aircraft. He died at the age of 24, testing a new fighter jet.

Now we laugh at his funny nickname which sounds like a creative way to ingest weed only using your body.

en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Richard_Bong
Person 1: Oh my god his name was Major Dick Bong!
Person 2: That sounds like what you call using piss as bong water!
Person 1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you
by InterstellarTars March 3, 2021
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anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk
Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.
by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013
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