by latinbored February 10, 2010
Get the Bang Toastedmug. The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.
Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
Get the Fap on Toastmug. A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 9, 2019
Get the toast the bagelsmug. by Nige C January 30, 2004
Get the toast wellmug. Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.
David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.
Daniel: plz no.
Daniel: plz no.
by Undercover fish August 3, 2011
Get the Friendship toastmug. Fluff toast is basically another word for a vagina that has a large amount of brown pubic hairs around it giving it the fluff and the brown gives it the toast part of the word.
Guy 1: Aww man this chick i met last night had a bad fluff toast
Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens
Guy 3: its my fetish...
Guy 2: Ew i hate it when that happens
Guy 3: its my fetish...
by qwer789 January 19, 2011
Get the Fluff toastmug. Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
Get the Dad Toastmug.