by Snoop Legend May 06, 2016
by Jo Mama243462 February 27, 2020
I got some Chili Dan in aisle 9 of the local grocery store and paid for it later when I was having sex in the bathroom and let out a shower fart.
by wastedpawn April 09, 2011
our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
Short for Daniel Dick - a unit of measurement there are 3769 cunt hairs in 1 dan dick
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
1 dan dick equals 11 inches
by The m kk January 17, 2018
The creator of children’s shows Phineas and Ferb, Milo Murphy’s Law, and Hamster & Gretel. He also happened to create the minions! Thank him for it!
by AnonymousUserNotWillingToLeave November 17, 2022
To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.
Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.
by Chookies August 07, 2021