nubcake

A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.

You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.

by Turd much? March 6, 2009

nascar

National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing

I went to the NASCAR race on sunday, and Jeff Burton beat Matt Kenseth

by Matt Klempa September 30, 2007

NASCAR

Getting shit-faced, standing around in 110 degree weather, and watching cars drive around in a circle for hours on end. Then attempting to perform what you just witnessed on the way home, only to get pulled over buy a state trooper.

We're gonna go get some NASCAR action later, you wanna come too, cuz?!

by Unknown Stylz September 11, 2011

nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.

"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"

by Kevin Little December 21, 2007

nascar trick

A type of trick, the type where the person pulling the trick comes at you from all angles in an attempt to make the other person start weavin and bobbin because they don't know where to go because of all the angles.

Look at him weavin and bobbin, she must of had a nascar trick up her sleeve.

by 214L June 12, 2009

Nuca

A word used to tell a girl how much she blows you away because her personality's so intense and overwhelming it's got the power of a nuclear bomb, only instead of destruction it causes healing and makes you feel tingly all over.

Girl, you know what? My world's changed so much since I met you so Imma call you nuca.

by Manassfordeiz November 8, 2018

emotional nutcase

sensitive to every word projected to you; emo to the 100th degree; equivalent to pmsing but 10 times worse

Dude, all I said was that I'm in my own little world right now, and then you got offended cause you thought I was trying to ignore you. You're such an emotional nutcase.

by Monana April 20, 2009