Nuclear wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is put in a jock lock, then a pole is inserted through the leg holes, the pole is spung in order to twist the panties. legs are spread. Might be the most painful wedgie in the world.

"yeah, Ivy was being a brat to her dom so they put her in a Nuclear wedgie.

by Divinity Sai March 31, 2025

nuclear dropping

when you take a huge shit but miss the bowl

I was frustrated as i was told to clean the bathroom floor after he performed a giant nuclear dropping yesterday morning.

by Ragdollio June 15, 2022

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

nuclear waist

A very large stomach, not necessarily on an obese person.

If you eat the way you're eating, sooner or later you're gonna get nuclear waist.

by pentozali April 1, 2010

Nuclear Taco

When your girl mukbangs at Taco Bell and ends up with explosive diarrhea so bad her pussy smells like a 2 week old burrito supreme.

Damn, my girl pigged out at Taco Bell and ended up with a Nuclear Taco. She got the shits so bad her snatch smelled like her asshole.

by Methy Barbie June 9, 2023

nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.

Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017