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not worth it

U need to leave and go find someone better. Ur better than them and they r worthless.
Their not worth it you can do so much better
by depressed life December 7, 2017
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it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.
"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."
by mara July 18, 2004
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not my rodrick

this saying goes towards the 2nd diary of a wimpy kid movie because as we all know.. rodrick was our beautiful emo king in the first movie and some ugly ass drug addict took over in the second movie and everyone hates him :)
THATS NOT MY RODRICK!!
by nickisenpaii March 26, 2017
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not going to fly

verb: When something won't go over well, won't pass muster, or won't work in a given situation, it is dismissed with the words "not going to fly" or "ain't gonna fly."
"Dude, we are slammed every Christmas. Go ahead and turn in your vacation request if you want, but it's not going to fly with the boss.
by brite33 December 17, 2009
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Go commit not breathing

A more insulting way of saying go die, commit suicide, or I hate you. Clearly, anyone who says this to someone they most dearly hate must hate them with the power of a goat. Careful saying this to someone, they might just get hurt.
CoolGuy123: You are the stupid.
GirlofDeath456: Go commit not breathing.

CoolGuy123: Why are you so mean to me.
by Dogs.mp4 July 22, 2018
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not my rodrick

A hilarious meme that has been becoming more and more popular since the cancerous new DOAWK trailer has come out. It involves roasting the shit out of the asian looking, pleakley freak edna mode looking Charlie Wright, who is not my trucking rodrick. We want out hot af emo daddy back #bringdevonbostickback
"Have you seen the new Diary of a Wimpy Kid? It's sooo good, the new Rodrick is so hot!"

*deep breath* boi

#not my rodrick
by notmytruckingrodrick May 19, 2017
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It's not you it's me

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie
by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015
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