not just a hat rack

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6

by Sheerah September 7, 2010

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not in a million years

Euphemism for stating not now, not ever

Better bet your bottom dollar not in a million years.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

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Not on a wednesday

A phrase used in the Aristocracy led by Lady Josephine, which refers to the awfulness of being mid-week. Often used as a phrase in which you express your dislike of anything mentioned, and how uncopeable it was.

Example: Girl 1: I just saw an orange woman with black hair wearing lime green.

Boy 2: Not on a wednesday!

by angelofporcelain December 17, 2007

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this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionary

It's in a dictionary now lol

""this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionary"

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not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

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Not giving a fuck

Bliss.

Man, your definition is the rape of the concept of happiness! Not giving a fuck is living by the day whilst being yourself!

by attackyofme August 1, 2012

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But I'm not wearing a clown suit

A statement that serves as an acknowledgement among vendors that no matter how amazing a finished product is, the client will invariably find something to complain about or request a change that actually makes it worse. The client does so while wearing a metaphorical clown suit.

We just completed the client's new website, and it exceeded their specifications in every way. I think it turned out great, but I'm not wearing a clown suit.

by conkspotter November 28, 2011

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