Spanking Nog

Silly Ahh name for Beating The Wife

Dude, If she threatens to leave, Just start Spanking Nog

by Jank Botiko Fan February 20, 2025

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Wig Nog

A drink crusty white drink made from old drained top ramen, milk and sour cream, heated to luke warm.

"You know, a whitey came up with this definition of wig nog, a most appropriate contribution."

"Better have some of that wig nog if your acting crusty."

by theradvocate March 6, 2025

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Slogged in the nog

A tamer version of "Fucked in the head"

Using this phrase may have you mistaken as British

Friend 1: "Bioshock 3 was technocratic propaganda!"
Friend 2: "... Are you Slogged in the nog?!"

by Scabrina Underballs April 9, 2025

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Origins: German street slang, circa 1942. Believed to have emerged among urban youth and factory workers.

Definition: (noun) A chaotic act of jumping repeatedly on liquid or soft material to further liquify or squish it.
Definition: (verb) To aggressively jump and squish something (or someone), often with the intent to flatten, squish, or destroy.

(noun) "The kids performed a wild nog gita on the spilled apples."
(verb) "If he insults me again, I'll nog gita him right here in the yard!"

by pseudonymph888 May 17, 2025

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Nig Nog

A hearty beverage similar to the better-known Egg Nog, this festive favourite treat comprises of eggs, nutmeg, brandy and the spunk of a well-endowed black male whisked up together into a wholesome broth. Can be consumed with a straw, fresh from the gaping arse of hooker, or served at a later time in a crystal tumbler to an unsuspecting friend.

Oh mah days rudeboy, did you see that Dewayne just served up a big nig nog in Shaniqua's arse and gave it to Moniqua to drink in a big mug!

by RudeFam December 7, 2022

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