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When you like someone and they don’t like you back. It’s called a crush when you like someone and they don’t like you back so it crushes your heart. A skip is a person you don’t want to trust. They’ll just break your heart and you won’t see it coming.
by #j23 June 3, 2020
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Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.
Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping
by timyord June 6, 2020
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Skip Dweller

Someone who rummages through 'skips' (aka dumpsters) for useful items. Can also be used to refer to anyone who looks through a pile of discarded material for hidden treasures. Shortened sometimes to 'Skippy'.
(to someone looking thru a pile of someone else's garbage)
"Come on Jack, stop being a skip dweller."
"Find anything good, Skippy?"
by Pappa Ratzi September 7, 2003
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Seaview Skip

Any Ford car produced at the old factory in Seaview, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Antipodean take on the Dagenham Dustbin. The term most commonly applies to the British sourced models from the 1960s-1980s.
Some of NZ's best selling cars such as the Escort and Cortina are Seaview Skips.
by bdwg September 28, 2012
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idiot skips

Noun:

The curving dashed lines on pavement leading from multiple turn lanes to an intersecting roadway, indicating the boundaries of the turn lanes through the intersection. Often blatantly ignored by inattentive motorists, leading to avoidable side-impact collisions.
Why do you guys call them idiot skips anyway? Oh yeah, I get it now.
by Vanishing Hiitchhiker March 3, 2011
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skip and ball pen

an amazing contribution and standard set where two people entwine together <3

When the unthinkable happens...you fall so hard in love and the other person is there to catch you...AND you go indoor skydiving together :-)
do you sleep on your stomach skip? NO? Can I? (ball pen)

skip and ball pen
by skipball July 25, 2011
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Skipped into a wall

To inflict great bodily harm upon oneself while in a state of severe inebriation
A: Dude, what happened to her? Looks like she broke her leg.

B: Oh, you didn't hear?

A: No.

B: She went out drinking with some coworkers Saturday night, got completely tanked and totally skipped into a wall.
by SwampRob November 4, 2011
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