Hank hill

The ancient god of propane

Hank hill : Greeks Aztecs and most religions believe in Hank hill

by Guy Cosby April 16, 2020

Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

hanks

A basic self centred person who cares about nothing but himself. He will do anything in order to prove he is the best and will only consider a few people to be friends

He is such so confident in winning the game without help. He is such a hanks

by Hanksebla November 24, 2021

Hank Lu

(n.) The pinnacle of success in the field of claims adjusting.
(v.) Completing an amzing feat in within a claim.

(n.) I took in 15 features and closed 20 today, I felt like Hank Lu.
(v.) I really Hank Lu'd my total loss claims today.

by OddFan August 23, 2011

Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.

Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!

by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.

That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.

by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025

hank 3

Hey I take my shots straight out of the jug and I like to grt pure drunk in the Mississippi mud
Babababababaa

Hank 3-Looks like hank sr on weed
Because he is

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022