Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"
by Lt 50 December 2, 2009
Get the Jesus-ey mug.Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?
A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?
G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?
E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
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Get the eye tap mug.To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.
(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)
"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"
by Michael Stone December 9, 2008
Get the Eye-Badooger mug.When a stranger stares at you incessantly, eyes darting away to avoid contact. A goal is scored when they aren't able to look away in time.
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Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.
Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.
Opposite of chinky eyes or chink in the armor. Gaping hole.
Also has a gay connotation, gape sounds like gay, which white people are commonly known to have large flamboyant gay population.
by gaping eyes February 13, 2015
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