Nick 

A man who is so stupid they are called nick.

*stands in fire*
Yess NICK
*healer is using healbot only*
Yess NICK

Nick by Nick696969 October 7, 2011

Nick 

Brit. Slang: Noun; The Arse-hole or area immediately around the Arse-hole.

"My employer put Badgers Arse Bog Roll in the Bogs at work and that stuff is so coarse it was like running a cheese-grater over me nick!"

Nick by jayateabug March 1, 2008

Nick 

Nick has the smallest penis, and cannot cum or jizz.
His nickname is NJ (No Jizz). he is terrible at picking up cunts.

Nick - I like you.

Girl - Fuck off you cant jizz.

Nick by Intencefence. August 16, 2011

Nick 

The biggest idiot ever to walk the earth. Sucks at everything he does and should have a reality check.

He is being such a nick today.

Nick by mgoblue17 December 17, 2013

Nick 

The hottest man to ever walk on this earth. Always connected with the last name Jonas. A sex god, the epitome of perfection. One who has brown perfect curls that match perfectly with his brown eyes. His flawless face makes your heart melt. His style, what ever guy should strive to look like. One who likes marry girls named Natasha. Nicks are also are very kinky, and once their purity ring is gone (after marriage with Natasha) they fuck the shit out of her. They are also very smart and extremely musically talented. An awesome song writer and lyrical genius. He also tends to be very athletic and caring. Is a beast at Life. Nick, the definition on perfection.

Natasha: Oh Nick, your so amazing
Nick: You know how i do.

Nick by la ksdhga March 21, 2009

Nick 

A funny ass, attractive youtuber/ dancer that enjoys long walks to the fridge and hours

of Netflix. He is the sweetest person you will meet and enjoys reenacting spring

breakers with his church group. He likes to turn up with Kylie Jenner and puts

on for his city like young jeezy. #tuesdays

Person 1: Damn you heard about Nick?

Person 2: Oh the funny ass youtuber?

Person 1: Yea man I heard he puts on for his city like young jeezy

Person 2: Damn I need to find me a Nick.

Nick by Nick'sFanPage February 11, 2014

Nick 

Smart handsome guy who aways falls for a Lexie.

Wow, that Nick is meant to be with Lexie.

Nick by BasketballLove August 23, 2011