I Need It

A popular saying among stoners that cannot just be said, it must be yelled. It is usually said when speaking of weed or any other type of drug, but can also be used for anything that someone truely craves.

Jeff: Man, my hook up can get us an ounce of dank for only 60 fuckin dollars!

DMS: OH MY GOD! I NEEEEEED IT!

by Dank Master D a.k.a. DMS February 12, 2005

Don't need no greasin'

What you say in the rare circumstance when something does not need grease on it.

Guy#1: does this sandwich need greasing?
Guy#2: THAT DON'T NEED NO GREASIN' FOO!
Guy#1: jeez, sorry. It looked like it needed greasin'.

by Bigontheinside January 15, 2010

you need some milk

Just something to say randomly...

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!

by FieryButter May 10, 2016

Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".

(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

I need the pan

A phrase used when a living being is getting on your nerves, and you wish to hit them with something that is used for sizzling bacon and/or serving spinach and artichoke dip.

Also known as G.T.P.(get the pan), I.N.P.(I need the pan), or I.R.N.P(I really need the pan).

I knocked up this girl the other night, and she keeps calling me asking for money. Man, I need the pan.

by Anastasia Beaverhausen IV September 20, 2009

I need friend

Eh helo I need frend ples I want frend or famili can somone help me? I ned frend and iPod want it now

I ned frend now ples so ples I need friend now ples

by MatteMaker March 4, 2021

you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010