nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

Natural Witch

Born this way. Usually genetic, like mother, grandmother had witch tendencies. Can perform magickal acts by speaking out loud. Manifests, summons without the use of magickal tools. Usually psychic. Uses forms of divination to read and/or for people. People are drawn to natural witches like magnets. A natural witch is often not aware of their gifts. May glamour people unconsciously. Young natural witches may feel the world is full on coincidences when they are really signs. Usually attracted to like minds. Can sense feelings of others and harmful future events. Usually have a dramatic dream life. A natural witch doesn't have to study to learn witchcraft. A natural witch shows psychic gifts as a young child but may not reveal their gifts for fear of harm.

Sandy was a natural witch and told her daughter that soon a young man would come and rescue their car stuck in the sand in a jeep with a winch. A few minutes later a surfer in a jeep drove up and asked, "are you ladies stuck in the sand?

I have a winch".

by MagickDragon December 1, 2020

natural fuel

The act of shitting in the gas tank of someone's car.

Yeah, Jeremy refused to give me a ride home last night, so i gave his car some natural fuel.

by eg3311 July 9, 2012

nature Whore

Person who absolutely fucking loves nature if all forms, shapes and sizes . This person Would spend all free time with their mind lost in nature . Spiritually this is their home , where they feel grounded and most at peace

I’m a nature Whore

by ThaSyckKidd February 8, 2023

nature's airbags

another term for breasts/boobs

I got in a car accident, but thanks to nature's airbags, i was just fine!

by RingtailedFox October 1, 2015

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015