Norwegian hand

Reaching over the table to get something under a meal without asking for someone to sending it.

Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"

Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you

by Some random Norwegian person August 26, 2023

Norwegian Sundial

The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.

That curry turned my arse from a Swiss Watch to a Norwegian Sundial.

by Scrotal Wipeout January 9, 2020

Norwegian Gargle Tones

It's like Hungarian throat singing, only Norwegian.

I wish my friends would appreciate ny Norwegian gargle tones and not say it's fake.

by EliSoFlyy May 4, 2020

Norwegian Sledgehammer

when getting to a climax during anal sex, the male pulls outs and runs directly towards the female's face. He then proceeds to jump in the air, do a 360, and smash his partner's cheek with his dick so hard that her face craters into the mattress, hence the term "sledgehammer". The male also ejaculates during the sin so it gives an extra sloppiness to the hit. Enjoyable for both participants.

Guy 1: Bro she was so bored with me until I gave her the Norwegian Sledgehammer. We're getting married in August.
Guy 2: Whoa, congrats, man!

by cheekyboi01 May 14, 2020

Norwegian Nosejob

Water poured directly up your nose

Bro this guy gave me a Norwegian nosejob

by Xanessa August 28, 2020

Norwegian Goodbye

When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.

Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.

by Dennis is humble. July 17, 2022

Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.

I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022