by whoopwhooop May 2, 2011
Get the Kryppin (Norwegian)mug. To place a popsicle inside your rectum and wait for it to melt. You then stand on 2 chairs and attempt to draw a map of Norway o. White paper.
Man I have a geography test tomorrow and I still don’t know what Moreau looks like. Buddy I got you, let me show you a spicy Norwegian popsicle. It’s works every time!
by Shanemane September 13, 2021
Get the Spicy Norwegian popsiclemug. Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"
Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."
Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"
Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."
Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"
by Tullegutten89 May 20, 2011
Get the norwegian ballcrunchmug. by 1neHorNy_NigGer June 10, 2025
Get the Norwegian Butt Scammug. Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!
by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010
Get the The Norwegian housewifemug. When a group of 4 or more white males with peni under four inches in length and 1.5 inches in girth all insert they’re penises into the same bitthole of a girl simulatiously.
Damn dude. You should have seen it. She invites all of them over and they have her a Norwegian pickle jar.
by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018
Get the Norwegian Pickle Jarmug. A Norwegian Reach Around, is when your Crab Fishing and your Buddy Bangin and Reach Around with your Crab Glove and Proceed to Jack Them Off....
by KeWL6iX October 3, 2021
Get the Norwegian Reach Aroundmug.