Mystery meat

An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot

Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude

Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
by Dizzy , devourer of worlds April 16, 2024
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Mystery meat

When a lesbian is chatting to a cute girl who drops the bombshell that she has a boyfriend and are you interested.

No detail of who he is, what he's like.

He is mystery meat
You know I said I matched with a cute girl on tinder? She only went and tried to sell me her mystery meat
by SavvyOne November 09, 2018
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Mystery meat

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
by Nom de ploome July 21, 2017
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Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is
My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.
by Samiejo816 November 18, 2016
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Mystery Unknown One

Mystery Unknown One, it's a term used for people disguised as an unknown one, and are a mystery for people. It's also used to tag people who never talk about their selves. It's also a name for a Tf2 Server Community's Admin; The name of the community is AoDRP, he gets bullied by spamming Tatsumaki's Rep commands.
???: *walks through the city*
People: Oh, he is mysterious.....
Dick Skinner: Nah he is just Mystery, an AoDRP Admin. His name is Mystery Unknown One, a good admin tbh.
by JustFabby May 12, 2018
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Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.
Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment
by anotlostman April 20, 2021
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Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 09, 2024
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