mysterious

A person who masturbates behind bushes near schoolyards and can not cook.

That Nathan boy is mysterious.

by courtkneeee1 June 27, 2010

MYSTERY SHOPPER

THE ACT OF FARTING IN A STORE AISLE,THEN WALKING DOWN THE NEXT AISLEAND LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE FART.

I left a mystery shopper in at walmart and took out 6 people.

by M514R October 9, 2008

man of mystery

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. (this action actually classifies it as a teleporter as if you just telported outside the window)

I was so drunk last night i had to pull the man of mystery on some uggo, hahaha i got todd to get the sloppy seconds.

by peter-mario May 29, 2008

McSteamy

When a midget dressed as Ronald McDonald, fucks a big stuffed dog through a hole cut just below its tail while getting his balls licked by a Filipino Hooker from below as he shits out the Big Mac he ate an hour earlier all over the hooker's boobs.

Midget- "Man I like using my big dog named Clifford for my McSteamy's. I think I ought to call over that Fillipino bitch Sandra and eat a Big Mac. That way I can do McSteamy before I lose Control of myself!"

by Bukake82 May 29, 2010

Cock Myster

A flaming cock.

The flaming cock was flying with the wind.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Coitus Mysterioso

Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.

John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.

by Ciolabella April 18, 2008

Mystery Hot

Girls who cannot be identified as being hot or not. They often display some qualities of being hot (like big boobs), however, some qualities(such as a weird face) counter-act them.

J: "Woah, is Kellie hot or not, dude?! I thought she was, but..."
Drake:" I don't know; she's a Mystery Hot!"

by LuLuBee November 8, 2010