Eskimo kiss my ass 

The act of sticking your nose between someone's ass cheeks and eskimo kissing their asshole.

Hey, you can eskimo kiss my ass!

Eskimo kiss my ass by Will and Thera February 21, 2008

Little dark age in my ass 

Slang term for constipation

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

Little dark age in my ass by PedroMangoman August 3, 2021

blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?

blowing smoke up my ass by Med Student December 2, 2005

busted my ass 

the act of; pertaining to; suddenly falling

"clarence, what'd you do last night bra?"
"nothin' forrizle, drank a couple bruskies, hit on your mom, busted my ass.."




"ive busted me ass!"

busted my ass by 1200 BABY ew baby January 11, 2009

Bite out my ass 

Another term for kiss my ass, suck my balls, or fuck off. To completely dismiss someones statement.

Person 1: Go wash the helo.
Person 2: You can bite out my ass hoe!

Example 2

Person 1:You shouldn't be such a douche
Person 2: Bite out my ass!

Bite out my ass by Natlaofatlantis April 10, 2010

rides my ass 

to bug someone. To be a pain in the ass with criticism or whatever

my girfriend rides my ass. She just wont let me go out with my friends and drink and have fun but always is complaining.

rides my ass by harryorgangrinder February 28, 2014

on my ass 

being super drunk/fucked up from weed/alc etc, but at a relaxed state

“I was on my ass after 2 bong hits and an edible

on my ass by aidenthetank December 9, 2020