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twat muffin

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005
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Muffin Toe

When you pull up your pants to cover your muffin top and accidently give yourself a camel toe.
by the evil one 76 May 8, 2009
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koala muffin

A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'

Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears

Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
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sugar muffin

1. A female who is really sweet.

2. Great tasting pussy!
My wife is such a sugar muffin (1&2)!
by Jack Bozdog January 1, 2007
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Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.
by judg3 May 5, 2004
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Limp Muffin

A muffin used in place a of a cum sock. The muffin becomes limp after a while and can be thrown at a ceiling and will stick.
Hey Michael, is that a Limp Muffin up there?
Yeah brad! That’s my Limp Muffin from last week!
by Bepdaddy March 28, 2020
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Quaz Muffin

1. meaning a tard, idiot, dumb, stupid, or strangely freckled mammal.

2. a delicious muffin.
1. Man, he got a 1 on his test, what a Quaz Muffin.
2 i just ate a blueberry Quaz Muffin
by seklly January 25, 2011
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