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moochy

this word means to be incredibly homosexual to a stereotypical point, to have a prolapse, and kill people with spoons... incredibly homosexual + having a prolapse + having a reputation for killing people with spoons = a moochy
Tony the p.e enthusiast was stuck in the toilet today with a girls outfit on and prolapsing. he was found with the famous weapon of "the spoon of death". the person that found him said he was moochy
by markuss05008 June 8, 2011
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Monchichi Demon

a short person who isnt short enough to be a dwarf of midget and is puportioned like a normal human being rather than short arms and legs with a big head, looks exactly normal except hella small (usually 5ft or so)
girl 1: ah! i hate midgets!!
girl 2: dude that not a midget thats a monchichi demon
by poprock November 19, 2009
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moocher boyfriend

He's Always Broke. He has a million excuses about why he is constantly broke. He needs to study, although he's been in school for 6 years, the economy is bad, his former boss was a jerk, he's waiting for his check to come in, etc. What he doesn't have, however, are any plans to turn his financial situation around.

He's Lazy. His girlfriend leaves the house in the morning to go to work while he's still under the covers and she comes home to find him asleep on the couch. He's always on EBay spending her money, playing video games, and can't even do the small things thing like replacing the empty toilet paper roll when it's out or cleaning the nasty black ring around the toilet once in a while. His laziness and a supreme lack of motivation are his signature moves.

He's Erratic. He continually demonstrates shady tendencies, like disappearing for days, binge drinking, or staying out all night and refuses to tell his girl where he's been. He moves back in with his ex wife and when she kicks him out a month later, his girl takes him back in.

He Lets His Woman Support Him. He lives rent-free and pays no bills. Although no self-respecting man would let his girlfriend always pay the way, this moocher expects her to support him and controls her by putting her car in his name and taking the keys when she tries to leave. He makes her pay his child support and she can't pay hers on time because of it.
Hey, girl. Why don't you dump that moocher boyfriend and get a real man who pays his own way?
by TiffanyBaby January 14, 2016
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Spunk Moocher

A term used to describe the child of a single mother. So called because the child is constant reminder that another man's spunk has mooched your new woman.
"Hi John, are you still with Sarah ?"

"Nope, I broke it off as soon as I found out she's got a spunk moocher"
by Pabski July 12, 2003
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moochaliny

A person who has no talent or skills of their own and lives off of the success of others.
"Fergi Ferg" is a moochaliny; she's a leech on the balls of the Black Eyed Peas.
by i hate fergi October 4, 2006
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Monch

The disgusting noise made by chewing with ones mouth open.
by Luke McCarthy November 3, 2008
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Moochie

adjective;
Knowing the latest gossip and rumors that are disgracefully bad, typically as a result of someone's negligence or irresponsibility.
That dude is mad moochie.

Do me a favor and mooch that chick, heard she slept with my ex.

The key to being moochie is looking for the drama drinker girls who just spill the beans and talk crap.
by ALLknowingEYE69 December 19, 2010
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