morning woody

when you wake up with a bonner. And it happens every morning and you then have to piss.

i woke up and got a morning woody it sucked cuzz my mom walked in i had to hide it.

by mike.l July 17, 2006

Over the Sweater Good Morning Tokyo

When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.

Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.

by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014

morninged

(adj.) The way people tend to be in the morning, i.e. somewhat fuzzy and unfocused.

I'm sorry, can you say that again? I'm too morninged to concentrate right now.

by Lady Pennywhistle December 26, 2005

Morning Frost

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.

"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"

by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008

Rat Morning Star

1a: Rat- a small, omnivorous, usually disease carrying rodent.
1b: Morning star- a powerful club or mace.
1c: Rat Morning Star: a weapon/summoned monster forged from a dead rat tied to a stick and infused with Bankai energy, resulting in a 15' tall undead rat warrior with a giant pole attached to its tail.

Leo totally started kicking ass when he activated his Rat Morning Star! see also: Rat Flail

by aka_Pyro July 12, 2007

unrequited morning wood

An unsatisfied morning erection or boner.

Morning wood yearns for some loving, but seldom obtains it.

Until our jobs / classes allow us to swing in 25 minutes late, until we are alone on a business trip and jerk the gerk before our big 8 AM meeting, until our wives and girlfriends value the mean, long lasting hardness that a big old morning glory provides, or allow us to shamelessly whack it at at 6:30 AM while she snoozes beside us, until our kids / roommates pick up 6 AM hobbies far away from our bedrooms...sooooo...sooo much morning wood is unrequited......

I woke up with a mean erection...and through the grogginess of waking up..I wanted to satisfy him...knew my wife would enjoy his firmness..and that the juxtaposition of being half asleep but harder than a rock would last long and satisfy...but alas..the morning routine of kids, coffee, work and school got in the way...another case of unrequited morning wood

by yappity flappity June 29, 2011

morningwood

when a man wakes up with an erection

I dreamed about your mom last night and waked up with morningwood

by TOOOOOL May 30, 2005