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Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister
"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time
by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
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monke ded

monke ded means very sad thing
carl: i heard monke ded

me: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by sussy baka man May 24, 2022
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monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
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big monke

A giant ape that has nothing on Godzilla
Man 1: man that big monke will kill godzilla
Man 2: fuck off nerd
by Peleuwjwkwjhz April 19, 2021
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Molly Monks

You acc are molly monks
by Emmetburkelover October 2, 2021
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J-Monk

1. -verb (used without object) :fool.

2.-Idioms : to make a monkey out of the situation, a cause to look ridiculous; make a fool of
Person 1: "A girl wrote her number on my arm, I told her I was going to wash it off."

Person 2: J-Monk!!!
by JM2 July 22, 2009
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Le monke

A monkey whose power are beyond human comprehension, the most accurate representation of God as he is a living being of truth and peace.
uh oh... stinky... POOP! hahahahaha -Le monke
by lewiix May 5, 2021
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