When you stack three people of Mongolian descent upon one another in the nude and proceed to lick their various generals and assholes all the way up.
by Spumoni September 10, 2021
Get the Mongolian Steps mug.a girl that grows her vaginal hair very long.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.
historically, mongols grew there pubic hair to the max to keep warm in the cold environment. Mongolian royals always had the longest pubes.
oh snap, I hooked up with Cindy last night and she was totally a mongolian princess. I had no idea, she even had that shit braided and shit. She was really freaky too, after I dug through the forest, I gave her an abraham lincoln.
by Jake the Ssssnake December 19, 2013
Get the mongolian princess mug.Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian ESports Finalist mug.An instance of regional snow and cold weather during a later season than conventionally expected of the area.
Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Used similarly to the term ‘Indian Summer’.
Ben: “Wow did you see all the snow this morning!? February was weeks ago!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
Jimba: “Must be having a Mongolian winter this year!”
by Twattock March 8, 2023
Get the Mongolian Winter mug.Despite having tickle in the name it doesn't mean tickle torcher, it instead refers to an act in which you spread your asshole with a dragon dido before attaching a wench on a high torque vehicle such as a truck and flooring it, this in turn rips out the prolapse and is agonizing.
Mongolian tickle torture is agonizing
by Mr.crispy January 30, 2021
Get the Mongolian tickle torture mug.The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
by 3han June 7, 2025
Get the Mongolian Dishwasher mug.Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"
Me: "yeah"
by moopward September 20, 2025
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