Ass monger

Someone who mongs for ass

Nickopo became an Ass monger on 90/1/03

by Ikarasu September 1, 2003

Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.

Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!

by Rick Maher August 10, 2007

crust monger

A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!

"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"

by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006

bitch monger

Someone who is not a bitch themselves but hangs out with bitches so they get classified as one

girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.

by georgiageorge June 16, 2009

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

douche monger

one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.

Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger

by Mikey Masullo May 1, 2006

dick monger

The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.

dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!

by The Vegimite November 27, 2007