Matter is fact

You don't understand that its matter of fact and you're too black to care.

Matter is fact, make that a combo

by Meatcraftrabator March 13, 2018

All Lives Matter

A very racist statement because only Black Lives Matter. Other races should go die and burn in hell.

Person 1:All Lives Matter
Person 2:No they don't lol you are racist.

by lolisss1 June 22, 2020

Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

matter_panda

Dat boi with the memes and other stuff.

Matter_Panda has a cool channel

by Matter_Panda February 16, 2018

matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019

Motterz

The act of having boring missionary sex with someone you know full well is a chromosome buffet and also looks like Shmuel from the boy in striped pyjamas.

“I was so desperate for free cocaine I did a motterz”

by Hobo Balcs May 5, 2020

Matternoon

In a matter of one afternoon you go from being someones soulmate to being completely ghosted.

"Whats wrong?"
"I'm confused, boss"
"oookkkk....want to explain?"
"It was a matter of moments between Tony telling me that we were soul mates in the morning and then ghosting me in the afternoon and pretending I don't exist anymore."
"Ergh... Matternoons really hurt."
"You're telling me..." {insert 'obviously' GIF here}

by pinacoladaescape June 17, 2020