mom

a large penis

i put a mom in your dads ass

by porkhub.com March 15, 2021

Mom

the grim reaper you came out of

person 1:My moms a HOE
person 2:Mine is too

by NRdog March 16, 2021

Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence

Karen: Don't listen to Mom

by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

by hara$ March 31, 2021

Mom

The one who cares you someone deeply, your mom can be biological, or have no relation to you at all. You can decide who your mom is.

Walter: Who's that lady
Matt: That's my mom.....(smirks at Walters sexily ;))

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

by FishyNipples April 12, 2021