Mom

The person who does not know that I'm in deep trouble, have no future, even as a pornstar
But watches chinese dramas on a daily basis, telling me i would be able to get a job once I graduate
but clueless about how society works under affluence and influence

Karen: Don't listen to Mom

Mom by publicownedhome March 18, 2021

Mom

stupid

Haha shes a Mom

Mom by skateboarder1000 February 5, 2021

Mom

The woman your friends have sex with.

Jack: yo I just got done doing your mom dude

Bill: I just did yours too

Mom by chumburger February 17, 2021

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

mom by hara$ March 31, 2021

Mom

The one who cares you someone deeply, your mom can be biological, or have no relation to you at all. You can decide who your mom is.

Walter: Who's that lady
Matt: That's my mom.....(smirks at Walters sexily ;))

Mom by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

MOM

MADE OF MONEY

Daughter: Mom can i have 20$
Mom: Do I look like I'm made of money?
Daughter: isn't that what mom stands for M-O-M
Daughter: Made of money?

MOM by xewdfvdcsc April 9, 2021

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

Mom by FishyNipples April 12, 2021