Your Sister's a mister

The ULTIMATE Insult To end anyone's career in One saying

Your mom Gay Lol
While Your sister's A Mister

by Samuel_Le_Jackson May 21, 2018

misteress

a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress

"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."

"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"

by burkielicious July 20, 2008

Mister Clean

a man who can't be affected by suspicion of corruption or of bad character

Mister clean should quit while he is ahead and retire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2008

misties

The residual weed smoke from a previous hit. Known to eminate from the mouth hole of the somking apparatus. Stingy smokers claim misties as part of their hit, but we all know if you start it, you finish it. Named for it's similarity to mist, or something like that.

EX:
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."

by neo-weedterminology May 7, 2011

misto

A type of coffee drink made with steamed milk and coffee instead of espresso. Similar to a latté, only less intense.

You can customize a misto in the same ways you can alter an espresso drink.

by tony s. March 10, 2004

Mister Belch

The Lord our God.

We pray 3 times daily to Mister Belch.

by The Dictionary November 12, 2002

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004