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minute rice

Cheap, easily installed, easily breakable, and somewhat tacky and gaudy vehicle modifications. It looks like a great amount of money went into modifying the car to the untrained eye. But to people who are good at spotting cheap and gaudy mods, it looks tacky.
"Hey, dude, check out Lee's car! He has chrome spinner rims, a coffee can muffler, LEDs under his chassis, chrome license plate covers, his bumper and spoiler are chrome wrapped. He also has LED valve covers, and chrome wipers!. All that rice must have cost a lot of money."

"No, Anna. That's not real rice, that's minute rice. All that stuff cost around 300$ altogether at most. Probably about $150. The rims are just wheel covers for steel wheels. You can make a custom breadboard of LEDs with a AAA battery and scrap you can find at an electronics store for less than 2$, chrome vinyl wrapping can be installed for about 10$ and the cost of a hair dryer at the thrift store, the spoiler's stock, LED valve covers, you can get at Wal Mart for 8$, the muffler was just and you can get Chrome Wipers and license plate frames at Autozone for 20$ a pair. The coffee can exhaust is just a can of Great Value coffee he stripped the paint off of , chrome vinyl wrapped, and JB Welded onto his muffler. His car's about as tacky as that gold plated crystal encrusted digital watch he always wears. Fitting, because he has minute rice on his car."

"Ha ha ha, good one!, Jair!"
by Ollie Churpuzzi September 12, 2020
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Cheflin Minute

unrealiable
Someone who says he'll be on shortly, but then shows up hours later, or maybe never.

Chris: I'll be on in about 10 cheflin minutes (Tuesday Night)
Simon: Yo are you alive? (Saturday Night)
Chris: Yea, Jax woke up. Gaymes in 10 minutes?
Simon: We going by minutes or decades this time?
by stc1985 August 19, 2018
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sex minute

A very short minute. Slightly longer than the New York minute. Time does fly when you are having fun.
Just give me a sex minute.

I hope I can last longer than just a few sex minutes.

Wow, those certainly were 10 sex minutes.
by thebigdaddy July 9, 2010
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Odawg minute

A time frame ranging anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes
Odawg: I’ll get on the game in a minute

The boys: an actual minute or an Odawg minute?
by SlowMovingVan May 1, 2023
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first minute

Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute

If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter
A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”
by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022
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P.A. minute

Being somewhere for a long time without explaining the actual length of time.
I've been living at my apartment for a P.A. minute.
by Wmbarnes01 November 7, 2015
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Uber minute

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes
by NycPas October 16, 2018
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