Minnesota Cowgirl

A girl from the north of the US but likes country music. Generally regarded as a bitch.

Person 1: “Sammy is such a Minnesota Cowgirl”
Person 2: “No, she’s a bitch”
Person 1&2 “Both”

by Dickshunaree Eckspert July 5, 2021

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Minnesota Knuckle

When the randomly hot person from the Midwest sneaks a corn-finger finger up the back door without any forewarning mid-fellatio, knowing full well you’re a bootyhole virgin.

You know, I really thought I liked her but then she hit me with the Minnesota Knuckle, and now I’m not sure what to think!

by Spumoni September 10, 2021

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A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.

I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.

by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021

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Minnesota gaslighting

The act of convincing or attempting to convince someone that your personality and the current local temperature are both warmer than they actually are.

"My friends were Minnesota gaslighting me when they told me I wouldn't need a sweater but I later found out they just thought it was ugly and didn't want to be seen with me wearing it."

by PunditSquared December 13, 2021

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