Milf basically means you're asking to fuck an old bitch. Typically a mom who can have children. The full term is 'Mother, I'd like to fuck.'
Dude: I fucked a MILF yesterday!
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?
Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
Girl: Do you feel accomplished? Why the fuck would you tell me this?
Dude: Not really. She was OLD.
Girl: She's a MILF what did you expect? Like, literally a MOM.
Dude: Not just any mom.
Girl: Huh?
Dude: YOUR MOM.
Girl: I fucking hate you. That was the worst joke ever.
Dude: You think I was joking?
Dude has died due to mysterious circumstances.
by SoNotTaylor November 29, 2020
by RomanP November 07, 2010
by VerifiedLiberal Renshaw October 14, 2010
An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
by Sahvanna4U December 11, 2011
Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022
by yes juanito yes April 10, 2015