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Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.
Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.
by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012
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Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am
We 're going to do some midnight farming later
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Midnight Milk

get a glass of milk and put a healthy load in it and put it in your refridgerator. Have some friends come over and ask any if they want a drink. Give them a drink and say you only have a glass of milk leftover for one person. Give them the Midnight Milk and laugh when there done.
So Ethan and Zach came over last night and I gave Ethan the Ol' Midnight Milk ha the fag didnt even know either!
by Allen Pankovich December 30, 2008
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Midnight Lila

Midnight Lila refers to any time you try to communicate with a Lila past around 11 o'clock. Midnight Lila is an entirely different person and can sometimes insult you in ways daytime Lila wouldn't dare think of...and, therefore, she is much more entertaining.
"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"
by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020
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Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.
Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!
by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008
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Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.
Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
by Yololicious November 27, 2013
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Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.
OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...
by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009
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