The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012

ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am

We 're going to do some midnight farming later

by Rotten Candy Matthews And God August 24, 2006

Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.

Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!

by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008

Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.

Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.

by Yololicious November 27, 2013

Midnight Sun

A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.

OMG! Midnight Sun is on Stephenie Meyer's website!!!

Yeah only part of it...

by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009