Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.
Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..
by Jonnyboy68 August 5, 2011
Get the Midnight Jackhammeringmug. In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.
After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.
by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007
Get the Midnight Snackagemug. An alcoholic shot consisting of 2 parts absinthe, 1 part Nyquil. Midnight madness refers to both an annual collegiate pep-rally gathering which occurs at midnight on many college campuses, and in this case refers to college students drinking Nyquil, a nighttime ailment preventative, combined with a wormwood and thujone based alcohol that can cause hallucinations and temporary cranial madness.
by Hermanos March 1, 2011
Get the Midnight Madnessmug. by AntiMJ June 8, 2009
Get the The Midnight Jerkermug. Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.
Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!
by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008
Get the Midnight Societymug. Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.
by Yololicious November 27, 2013
Get the Midnight Redmug. A book by author Stephenie Meyer that is 'Twilight' in Edward Cullen's point of view. The book is currently on hold indefinitely due to a internet leak. However, Stephenie has posted the first 12 chapters of the partial draft on her website so her fans do not feel obligated to not read what has been leaked.
by RenesmeeCullen April 1, 2009
Get the Midnight Sunmug.