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michaela

one of the best girls you will ever meet! she is drop dead gorgeous, smart, caring, athletic. she has an amazing body and has an amazing personality and whenever she's around you always have a good time. even though sometimes she brings herself down she always finds a way to get back on her feet! any guy would be lucky to have her. she doesn't mind taking risks and will do anything for an adventure. you can always trust her. but if you annoy her too much, consider yourself gone from her life.anyone would be lucky to meet a girl like michaela.
dude1: yo, who is that girl
dude 2: oh, that's michaela. she is so damn gorgeous!!!
by checo.m08 October 13, 2018
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Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.
"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"
by Moon Child November 1, 2012
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Michael

the dad from cloudy with a chance of meat balls. only forehead no eyes.
michael is a big dude. it is a type of dude that looks cool, kinda like a cavemen. has a big head cant really see his eyes
by yrncudz October 15, 2019
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Michael Jackson'd

When you can't keep your seat
cause your dancing feet
are addicted to the beat
body's popping to the heat
of the monster thrilla beat
you've been Jackson'd complete!
The men and women at the club who were Michael Jackson'd
took over the dance floor with their electrifying moves and their rendition of the Thriller dance!
by Joy Dancer December 10, 2012
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Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010
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Machaela

A Machaela is a loving girl with a huge heart. She's always ready to do something and take charge of it. She's very intelligent and a people pleaser. A Machaela has hard times believing in herself and at times needs help from others. But she's a very awesome girl who has many friends.
That Machaela over there really helped me with my friend problems. She's awesome!
by Thegirl04 November 26, 2013
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Michael Cole

Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.

Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich

Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!

Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"
by SteRDLK May 31, 2009
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