When left with no other option, one hastily rushes into a lake to let go a mythically proportioned shit. Resulting in a bobbing turd monster that people confuse as a cryptozoological beast.
As I was running with my toddler to my mother-in-laws house to dedicate, I was left with no other option than to jump in the lake and let loose a messy Nessie
by Sbreps March 18, 2024
Get the Messy Nessiemug. 
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
Get the Messy Breakfastmug. 
A pejorative term used in queer communities of color to identify a fellow member more focused on using social gatherings to spread discord and dysfunction than love and community, Often times creating drama where none natural occurs.
Friend 1: “who all going to be there?”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”
Friend 2: “just me and Andy”
Friend 1: “Chile, I can’t with that one. She’s a messy queen who’s always starting some sh**.”
by Elder sayings September 24, 2023
Get the Messy Queenmug. by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020
Get the Messy willymug. 