Messi

A piece of shit who relies on Eibar
It's used in place of words like shit, poo and ass

The baby did a Messi in his diaper

by Jegtfgh November 24, 2021

[Messy]

Meens to fail or to trip balls of a substance

Example 1

Bill: Man last night on those dingers were fucked
Jim: Yer man you were tripping
Bill: Yer i Pulled a Messy

Example 2:

Jim: Man last night was the biggest messy

by Gertfag January 1, 2009

Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

messi is the goat

“messi is the goat” is a way for people to freely express their 1940s-germany-like sentiments without being judged

every time i hear “messi is the goat” all i hear is nazi propaganda

by jimmy john’s June 30, 2024

Messy

A cheerleader for nonsense

I like being messy

by Jonnyboi88 September 21, 2023

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messi knights

An Instagram goat who posts underrated Messi stats and debunks myths , he makes so many penaldogs cry in comment section.

Penaldogs are barking in Messi knights comment section

by Akaskpandi November 26, 2021