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mercy fuck

having intercourse with another person that is very willing when you are very not interested. Mostly term used between gay men when a good looking gay man will show "mercy" and "fuck" an ugly man.
aslo applied to men and women.
Sam: Man, Karla is leaving his week to live in Texas.

Mark: You should hook her up and give her a mercy fuck. I heard she gives a good pepper shaker.
by superman90245 March 10, 2010
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Mermaid hair

Hair that is long, flowing, silky, healthy, and shiny. There are no split ends or fly-a-ways and it is incredibly soft. It is usually wavy. Mermaid hair looks good wet, too. Mermaid hair may be a component of extensions or natural hair, but wigs do not count. Natural mermaid hair is far more impressive than fake, wanna-be mermaid hair.

It takes patience and discipline to get mermaid hair, as most people are not born with it. One cannot use hair dyes, perms, other chemicals, or heat. Mermaid hair cannot be damaged. Vitamins and minerals may be taken to nourish new growth and coconut or argan oils may be used as humectants to help moisturize hair. Eat lots of protein, drink lots of water, and take a multivitamin. You may even want to consider keeping a shoe box filled with vitamins and minerals.

Trim dead/split ends so you don't end up with splitting, unhealthy hair strands. It's better to have healthy hair/ends than length any day, even for mermaid hair.

If you have hormonal imbalances or any form of alopecia (hormonal or hereditary,) it will be harder for you to obtain mermaid hair. Over-the-counter products like Rogaine can help women who've lost hair due to hormonal issues, but do not expect to get mermaid hair right away. Also, vitamin D and iron deficiencies can cause hair loss, so you may want to get blood tests done if you think supplements may help you get mermaid hair.

Do not use hair brushes. Instead, use wide-toothed combs or fro combs.
That girl sitting over there has mermaid hair!!!

mermaid hair health beauty care
by Mermaidologist June 17, 2013
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Mermaided

Mermaided,

A form of catfishing.

When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.
Man i met up with that girl from insert dating site here and she mermaided me!
by WH33LMAN_313 January 9, 2020
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Merm Steak Pie

A merm steak made into a merm pie...like chicken merm pot pie except with merm steak no merm chicken...

merm steak is merm sliced into steak merm sized peices, and merm healed for multiple uses...

(merm steak pies have no relation to anything involving merm..XD...and no merms were fataly mermed in the making of this product)
I want to merm you for your merm steak pie.
by Placenta Monkey January 30, 2010
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Mermaid purse

When you are in a body of water such as an ocean and a man lays his penis on ur shoulder like a purse strap
Oh look at that mermaid purse! It matches your outfit!
by Bridget ellerby October 30, 2018
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Sweet lawd have mercy

When an older age man/men are/at a bar with young women and give off a very distinguished rapey vibe
Josh went to a bar and sweet lawd have mercy they were ripe
by Nipple Knockers March 24, 2021
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mercy rule

A rule in high school soccer saying that the game is over when one team got 10 goal.
"Dude, we beat them 13:1" - "That's impossible - mercy rule!"
by soccerfanatic July 27, 2012
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