How do mermaids poop

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

by Wesser123 January 6, 2018

Marmalading

Extremely fine girl up in the house like no one else, getting down on the flo' like nobody's ho!

Bitch, I was marmalading last night at Rico's party.

All those bitches were hatin' 'cause I was marmalading last night at the club!

by PlusSizeBitchesAnonymous September 8, 2006

marmalade

A term used in place of another term, usually vulgar in nature. The use of this term as a substitute for a vulgar term marks the persons intention to censor himself or herself. This term is generally substituted for the f-bomb.

"Get out of the marmalading car!" "We marmaladed last night" "

by razkal May 24, 2009

The Little Mermaid

To finger a girl on her period, (clunge being the ocean, body being the land) pull your fingers out an walk them up her body to her chest. Do a little jig with said fingers then ram them up her nose flapping around like a fish out of water!

"I'm going to make you a Disney princess"

"Can I be the little mermaid?"

"You won't be the little mermaid, I will give you the little mermaid treatment!"

by DOCKLads October 28, 2014

marmalade

Heroin. White, odorless, addictive. A thousand orgasms. Fine china.

I saw a bum shooting marmalade into his toe. Gross!

by Kelvin Kwok July 8, 2006

Mermaid

A female who is human above the waist, and fish below; A woman with intense seafood or shellfish odor (if you know what I mean).

My ex girlfriend was a mermaid if you know what I mean. The bitch was stank like a dead animal carcass!

by Nitz Rockstar January 8, 2009

Marmaluke

A mix between a seal and a feather. Its cry sounds-"MARMA! MARMA"

-Did you just scream "MARMA! MARMA!"?
-No, that was that marmaluke over there. it looks like a feather, but its also a seal, native to Alaska.

by SAVE THE MARMALUKES January 22, 2011