penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.

1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them

by Alanco December 31, 2020

Merchanted

A specialised term used in the game of cricket when one team attains a moral victory over the succesful opposition. In that the game was lost but a moral victory can be taken away from the game.

Winning on a first innings and then being embarrassed in the second innings, Albany Creek were Merchanted

by Norman August 8, 2004

Meribelle

Meribelle is a sexy short lady , that is elegantly a smart ass .

Meredith is a perfect example of a meribelle.

by Meribelle July 9, 2018

marihah

THE BEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU OTHERWISE, THEY ARE LYING.

“Marihah is so amazing!”
“Ughh why does everyone keep saying that?”
“Because she is!”
“Well I don’t think so.
“Shut up you lier.”

by Peppa pig 1777777 November 25, 2020

Hell Merch

A bag of weed that is so potent that not even the Devil himself would be able to smoke it without pulling a whitey.

Stoner 1 - "Take a drag of that man"
Devil - "Fuck me mate, thats some Hell Merch.... Im going to the toilet..."

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

Merh

meaning "ugh" or "meh". often used as a sign of frustration or a statement similar to "i'm a faggot". Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, onomatopoeia, and backscratcher.

Q:How are you today man?
A:Merh

Q:What do you wanna do son?
A:I just wanna Merh

by KingKwong June 17, 2010