Moof

a cool guy

have u met my friend moof? hes cool

by moofmoofmoof May 24, 2023

Moof woof

A nightmarish creature, fictionally created by a parent, that only comes out at night, resembling a very hairy oversized labia with heavy curtains that whip in the wind, and big beady bloodshot eyes, and exaggerated amount of teeth with a tongue that is froglike. And it's made out to be soooo scary that no one wants to meet the moof woof.

Get your ass in this house!! The moof woofs gonna getcha!!

by anonymous June 30, 2023

moof

A very oblivious un-observant person, with zero spacial awareness

that person is such a moof, he can’t even walk in a straight line

by moofynu July 28, 2024

Moof

Another word for pu$$y

Did you wash your moof today?

by Moof2005 August 2, 2024

moof

To slap someone violently while simultaneously being cautious

"you just got moofed"

by birdman3 October 24, 2023

Moof

Cute, but in a cat way.

“Aw look! Emma fell asleep watching TV.”

“She is so moof right now.”

by Leaverightmeow December 10, 2023

mhoof

When ur trying to get away from someone

Mhoof from me bro

by Urghn December 24, 2023