The act of fucking a Woman(or man) in the anal, then putting a lightbulb in to see if enough electricity was created to light the bulb.
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Guy 2: You must be a Melvin.
*Guys goes to a store*
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Cashier: Dayuuuuum son, your name gotta be Melvin.
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